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hungry isnt even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait

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I think I’m gonna stretch to 2’s this week

I got to pet and cuddle with a cat for the first time yesterday because it was hypoallergenic and it was an amazing experience. 

I’m actually a little sick from the encounter but it’s nothing compared to how I usually get when I pet a cat. 

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Chocolate Milkshake Shooters

Ingredients & Measurements:

• 1/3 cup Chocolate Chips
• 2-3 tbsp Heavy Cream
• 2 toasted Marshmallows
• 1/2 cup Ben & Jerrys Rocky Road Ice Cream
• 2 oz. Jack Daniels
• 3 tbsp Milk
• 3 Ice Cubes
• 1/4 cup Sprinkles

Instructions:
In a small microwave safe bowl heat the chocolate chips and heavy cream on high for one minute. Remove from microwave and stir. Continue to heat in 30 second intervals until chocolate is melted. Let chocolate sit for a minute or two just to thicken up.

In a mixer, add the toasted marshmallows, ice cream, Jack, milk, and ice cubes. Blend until completely mixed. If mixture is too thick add a little more milk, if it’s too thin add another scoop of ice cream. Totally up to you, just based on the consistency that you like.

Take shooters and dip quickly in chocolate, just enough to line the rim, then dip in to the sprinkles. Pour a teaspoon of the chocolate in to the bottom of each shooter. Then divide the milkshake evenly between the glasses. Enjoy!

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I’ve only listened to Yeezus in its entirety like twice because I just end up listening to Blood On The Leaves over and over again