Apres Moi

Thank god I just remembered to hide the handle of rum and the bottle of everclear that was in my car better before my mom borrowed it tomorrow

(via heyallyy)

Kourtney Kardasian: Better known as the best Kardashian

My post-workout munchies are super intense right now

Don’t be calling me cutie if you’re younger than me

How many times can the same thoughts be repeated in one day

joeheartless:

Blood on the leaves -Yeezus

I’m going to start trying to drink/smoke only on the weekends so I can keep losing weight and be beach bod ready for Great Start

(Source: andwhenithappens, via glittershitter)

i have high hopes for this season of Trueblood

but if they’re adding the governor as another subplot I’m gonna be really upset because there’s way too many

also stop teasing us with Tara’s death because that’s all I want